Thursday, July 9, 2009

Ways to Save At A Restaurant

- Split items
- If you're paying for the tab, have the other person tip at least... and ask them to tip accordingly (if your server deserves 20%, make that clear.)
- coupon and/or specials
- eat at lunch time
- sign up for frequent diners lists
- eat an appetizer instead (filling and a bit less than an entree)
- wash dishes for the establishment
- have a rich person adopt you
- give the managers a back massage (note: not likely to work and has a risk for arrest)
- grab the take out patrons food and run! (note: most likely to result in arrest)

DISCLAIMER: Last 4 items are totally bogus and are not advised as real solutions for saving while dining out. Also if you go to an establishment that has table service, please be sure to tip accordingly. Thanks!

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